By imsorrytimmy - 02/04/2009 15:34 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 954
You deserved it 114 240
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

hotpinklovee 0

I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

90 6
bipolarchipmunk 0

Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

82 6

Comments

Neenertastic 0

I think pretty much every month Cosmo has a page devoted to this very subject. About fellatio that is, not messaging your little brother in great detail about it. Oh well. He has to learn about it somehow, one day. Wait, no he doesn't...

0 0
Monty_Python 0

Ooh that sucks. FYL. It was an accident so you didn't deserve it.

0 0
KyleOkposofan 0

"Today, I was talking with my friend on MSN. I was asking her how to give a good ********, but I think she might have thought I was kidding because she responds "Sponge Bob isn't on until 5 today." She doesn't think I can give a serious ********. FML"

0 0
xkaokaox 0

don't worry, hopefully he is not flexible :)

0 0
cyndyv 0

WOW at 33....ur not cool and that rlly sux haha i do think that you shouldve talked on the phone or in person instead of online

0 0
fantome_fml 0

What does a nine year old have to talk about on MSN "Oh I had fun at recess today, tommorow I should be the red power ranger"?

0 0
sunshinedust_fml 1

I think #1 meant the sex talk...not the "BJs 101" lecture

0 0
wholeon 0

People used to do this to me all the time (when I talked to lots of folks on IM), and being that I have *never* done it, I always thought it was some sort of subconscious ploy to say something to me they wouldn't otherwise. The creepiest one was definitely when someone "accidentally" sent me a cyber sex message when we were NOT that kind of friends and having an otherwise mundane conversation. O.O

0 0