Intimacy: Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother....

By imsorrytimmy - 02/04/2009 15:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

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Thursday 2 April 2009 20:10

I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

bipolarchipmunk 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:03

Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

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Jaxro 6

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:43

#1 Your dad taught you how to give ********? That's messed.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:45

ha-ha. coulda been worse i guess.

CASoulNYCmind 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:47

What kind of kid is using MSN at 9? Who does he have to talk to online?

lnm701 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:52

Seriously? You didn't double check who you were sending it to?

jesusjr 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:02

On the birght side, #20 won the internet today!

lkrofct 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:03

ahahahahaha That sucks. I've accidentally typed things in the wrong box, but never anything like this. Your poor brother. Sorry about that.

foryoublue94 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:04

HAHAH! I LOVE THiS!!!!!!

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:07

If your little brother turns out gay, the advice should come in handy and he should thank you. Unless he ends up not liking fellatio. I know a few gay men who don't.

panda_bear511 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:09

#12: I'm guessing that the OP's a girl. Unless the OP's gay then they wouldn't have to know how to give a *******. #30: I'd be kinda concerned if a mother hadn't given her husband a ******** sometime her her life.

bipolarchipmunk 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:20

no, no.47, i was referring to the time my dad taught me how to give ********. i thought this was a common thing...maybe not how hands on my dad was, but i thought most parents taught kids how to do that...