Intimacy: Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to... - FML

By Thomas - 20/09/2010 07:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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By Flyier - 30/09/2017 04:30

Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Spicy

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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By anonymous - 07/01/2011 20:21 - United States

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Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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hairt 4

Monday 20 September 2010 17:04

when you land remember to...... hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide your husband coz they're rapin' errbody out there!

tpea 1

Monday 20 September 2010 16:20

Did you enjoy the book? ;)

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haitilover 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 11:10

ewwie

AjaxF 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 11:59

lmao, the giggling part just kills me. Awesome dude! And sorry, do you mind not looking at my dick please? I'm trying to concentrate here. . .Perv!

Illyssa_fml 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:34

Haha! He likes to read the articles?

Rubybabeexx 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:04

shoulda joined him, had a little fun ;)

britasif27 5

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:00

I bet really liked it. you're just saying that so you can play it off! haha (:

S3xualyAttractiv 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:10

sigh* penis?

tinithe 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 0:13

SHITLAD.

Justincolon22 15

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:22

lol

PrincessPaytonn 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 3:15

you should have got on top of him and maybe he would have cummed a little(:

ommm999 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:55

so order a cold glass of water with extra ice and accidentally spill it on him . . durrr

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