Food, Gross and Health: Fermentation

Fermentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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Same thing different taste

By XxmegaronixX - 25/06/2016 04:55 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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Donut eat this

By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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Good tasting

By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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PlutoSA 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:24

I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.

drakem 7

Monday 20 September 2010 16:20

what a fail

Comments

drakem 7

Monday 20 September 2010 16:20

what a fail

sarah48_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:24

wtf? lol if this happened at your own house it's definitely your fault and a fail. how did you not notice they existed for a year?..

allenrotstein 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:40

I've got some chicken breasts on my fridge that has been sitting there for about 3 yrs.. I'm shooting for 5 yrs.

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:48

mom do we have donuts!? yea they're in the attic! ok thanks mom.

hairt 4

Monday 20 September 2010 17:02

I AGREE 27 whoo :P

tweetbaby14 18

Monday 20 September 2010 20:50

OMNOMNOM!

redsfan 4

Monday 20 September 2010 20:56

Also you are pretty much gonna die from eating mold.

zerobahamut03 2

Monday 20 September 2010 21:31

just the thought made me throw up a little in my month.

zp5 4

Monday 20 September 2010 23:32

do you eat cheese? if so you already eat mold.

OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0

Monday 20 September 2010 23:36

Ydi for not 1) checking the expiration date on your food 2) not looking at what your eating, BEFORE you eat it 3) and lastly for keeping a year and a half old food on your house!!! People these days SMDH -______-

blue_eyes4602 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:43

That's gross op. why didn't you check them after you ate the first one and it tasted funny?

aaliyahbaybee 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:35

I fail to understand as to how you couldn't possibly tell they were old by looking at them. Within a few days they go all hard and nasty. Imagine a year later...eurgh >_<