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By Anonymous - 04/04/2024 08:00

Today, and after my divorce finalised, I ended up falling in love with a 28 year-old woman, meaning that she's 16 years younger than I am. I knew I might be judged for it but man, I was not prepared for the levels of abuse I’d receive from my family, and even strangers, who see us holding hands in public and feel the need to make cruel comments. FML

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You deserved it 291

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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You deserved it 2 375

Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 124

You deserved it 482

By brokenhearted - 18/02/2010 09:51 - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

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You deserved it 2 875

By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

Step-father, right?

By Marytza - 25/06/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML

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You deserved it 164

Age of approval

By henry - 23/12/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, the 18-now-19 year-old girl who originally lead me on, ended things, then made a show of our four year age difference to the people she knew is now happily dating a 27 year-old. Her parents approve. I’m now known as a creep and lost many friends over this, but she just gets to move on? FML

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You deserved it 266

Bizarre love square

By Lucky - 18/09/2023 10:00

Today, after almost 20 years of celibacy, a beautiful young woman surprisingly took interest in me, and we get along great. My close female friend, who I did once have feelings for, but who always made it clear she'd never see me "in that way" is having a full-blown emotional breakdown. Well, according to her husband anyway. FML

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You deserved it 125

Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 920

You deserved it 290

By badass - 13/08/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 417

You deserved it 18 376

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 134

You deserved it 13 621

Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 4 April 2024 12:08

In the words of Thyrion Lannister: "Wear it like armour". Their comments say more about them than what they say about you. **** 'em

poopface82 19

Thursday 4 April 2024 12:36

**** ‘em. They’re just jealous you fell into a pile of shit and cleaned yourself off and came out smelling like a rose. If they can’t handle you being awesome, they don’t get to be part of your life. I assume she’s hot. Yeah, she’s hot. Been there. Just make sure she’s right for you.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 4 April 2024 12:08

In the words of Thyrion Lannister: "Wear it like armour". Their comments say more about them than what they say about you. **** 'em

poopface82 19

Thursday 4 April 2024 12:36

wrecklesswfire 3

Thursday 4 April 2024 20:14

really don’t see a problem with the ages here. by 28 a person usually knows enough to know what they are doing and if my math is right at 45 you are still in your prime

tiptoppc 19

Friday 5 April 2024 20:35

My wife was 17, and I was 27 when we met. She was 22 when we got married. I celebrate my 8th anniversary next month. Screw anyone who dislikes the age gap. As long as it’s legal, everyone can STFU. It’s not their life, and if they have issues with it, it’s THEIR problem, not yours. Remind them of that and grow a spine. I had to cut contact with people who had issues in my circle, and most stress went away.