By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML
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lespaul_fml 0

I posted this FML and just wanted to say that A) I am, in fact, a guy and these are guy friends B) The phone was on the table, not in a pocket. C) one of them literally is my best friend for the past 4 years and D) one of them came over later on that day and we had a long talk about it and mended things up.

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cj_gurl 0

Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me. Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."

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JackTheRipper_fml 0

#1, sometimes it is too convient and sometimes it's not. for example, i've had friends who have included a specific person that all but one person likes. when they leave to go get the movie tickets, we would start to talk about them. weither it was with or without them knowing. most likely without though, i'm hoping.

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pinkygirl_fml 0

im sure that you talk bad about some of them as much as they do about you. use this opportunity to fix all your "bad qualities"

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oeipuds 0

Like you don't do the same thing about them. EVERYONE does it.

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kandy_fml 0

oops. meant #30.

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56578 0

I think its time you get new friends...

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jet_fml 0

Aww, I'm so sorry. Don't listen to anyone who says you deserve this - it isn't your fault. Girls can be such bitches.

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alwex 0

I love how nowhere in the post was the poster identified as a female, yet we ALL know that she is a girl. Girls = Evil!!!!!

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uncivilengineer 3

Did you at least drive off without them?

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TheEpicScrewup 0

Something like this happened to me, except my friends were out when I was sick with a stomach fly and I got to hear a voicemail one of my "friends" left talking about how she was glad I was sick and I deserved it and she hoped I died. I was like "WTF is this??" 0_e But it was different because my other friends basically called her a crazy bitch. So yeah, been there. F**k them and find new friends.

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