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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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mintcar 9

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:06

Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.

krushr 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?

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togeta 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:01

I call bs because on skype video chat you see your own webcam as well. unless OP was too dumb to notice her dad in the background.

cherylface 13

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:14

Not necessarily. You have to open a separate window to have your own feed showing on your screen, at least in my experience with Skype.

theprey 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:03

your fault for not doing something like that in private.

dallasforlife 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:16

BelleElle what's FILP?

nikkired 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:16

Your life sucks your Dad is gay and trying to hook up with your guy.

Kitten16 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:31

Lol i doubt he likes u anymo hahahaha

Kitten16 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:34

Her dad isnt gay,gosh he just has a sense of humor!

chobitschibi1369 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:43

Hahaha. Your dad sounds like my stepdad. Only difference is any guy I like would find it funny.

Helena_18 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:12

it's made up i guess.....ur dad can't possibly be such an asshole

gigilvrs6 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:23

Sexy

EvilDave 13

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:28

pwnd by dad!

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