Miscellaneous: Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy...

By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

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By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML

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You deserved it 308

By Anon - 07/11/2009 00:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

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You deserved it 6 097

By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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You deserved it 2 085

By j0j0 - 15/01/2009 16:00 - France

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

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By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

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By StillBurning - 19/08/2017 01:30

Today, I enjoyed my favourite pizza topped with jalapeños for an extra kick. I later got to feel that kick a second time as I vomited in the middle of the night. Some came out my nose. FML

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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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KuronoEru 26

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:27

Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni" good luck!

HarshD9619 34

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:26

Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!

Comments

random_man1999 11

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:22

I guess you could say... the pizza BURNED you

HarshD9619 34

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:30

I guess not

Patriots21 14

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:34

Man that was a brutal attempt.

howard007 18

Wednesday 28 October 2015 15:30

I'd say the oven burned the pizza, rather than the pizza burning op.

The12thPaladin 8

Wednesday 28 October 2015 16:41

You tried.

Silver7827 14

Wednesday 28 October 2015 17:55

I guess OP was feeling the Bern

gamermonster 34

Thursday 29 October 2015 10:17

You had one job...

RickySleeves 20

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:24

Every time I read "burn," Ellie Goulding comes into my head.

ZoePapillon 16

Wednesday 28 October 2015 21:27

That's because your taste in music is shit

gamermonster 34

Thursday 29 October 2015 10:19

You had one job #2, but you ****** it up

FUBAR_88 14

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:24

Don't take it to heart, the oven could have been up too high. It's ok OP things like that happen. I hope things get better soon. :)

RainbowLibster 17

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:25

It's because you used pepperoni as the topping.

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:39

Yeah, I always top my pizza with crystal to avoid burning.

RainbowLibster 17

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:44

#15 I meant because pepperoni is terrible.

syki 22

Wednesday 28 October 2015 15:39

@18 Gonna ignore your maligning of the food of the gods to ask, so, what, *karma* burned the pizza?? Invisible metaphysical foodies that possessed the oven???