By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
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Koizumiii 23

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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prostar9993 15

Hahaha that's some creepy ass shit. I gotta ask though, what was your answer?

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Keiraquarium 12

That's so ******* creepy. I wouldn't have been able to sleep after that.

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kieralumina 30

she would've gotten shoved the hell away from me as I put as much distance between us as possible, gagging and soaking my hair in hand sanitizer.

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withered 30

This is one of those things that are really creepy when they happen to you and really hilarious when they happen to someone else.

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BamBAmGG 14

lol That's so nasty. I can't.

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Rejacted0727 9

I'd get a haircut after ! that's too creepy

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soulreaper12296 28

If I were you, I'd never ride that bus again.

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