By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If you are aware of the fact that your dog is over protective and reacts badly to things then why would you let it be in the room with the two of you while you are doing such stuff? I'd say next time lock him in another room, or lock yourselves in another room, either way the three of you should not all be in the same room.

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rygorg 3

You dog people always seem so surprised that your beloved pet might mean someone harm. You have a ******* animal in your house. You should expect this from time to time.

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

I bet it was a German Shepard. Mine used to walk around, guarding the house ALL night.… D:

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Ayena 5

i should wear my glasses more often because i read "he died" and i was like %@*@&@?!!

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bleedingglitter 24

I had a cat that used to attack boys that came to my front porch to see if I was home. My mom thought it was hilarious, the boys not so much...

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