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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By fuckthat - 18/02/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it wasn't my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it wasn't my sister either, she said, "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 2 August 2015 0:39

Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.

nix1993 41

Sunday 2 August 2015 0:50

A few months ago my Grandma tried to drown my black cat because he walked under a ladder that my Dad was up. Nothing happened, but apparently the fact that he was called 'Lucky' was 'ironic proof that he was the anti-christ'. Senility sucks.

Comments

Hunkapoo 19

Sunday 2 August 2015 1:02

That's hard, I'm sorry, I hope she has someone with her to care for her. she might say horrible things, but just try to keep in mind she didn't mean them, and isn't exactly in the right state of mind realize her comments cab be hurtful or mean.

shelzykid 12

Sunday 2 August 2015 2:42

Perhaps she heard "appointment" as "abortion"?

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 2 August 2015 2:47

Are you pregnant?

devinaww 15

Sunday 2 August 2015 3:11

is she half-deaf as well?

inhuman_x 11

Sunday 2 August 2015 4:17

Wow, tough situation OP. Dont hold ot against her, old age is a bitch, just explain whats actually going on and all will be well.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 August 2015 4:45

Assume-makes an ass out of u and me...maybe in the future you should be more specific

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 4 August 2015 3:57

They're called context clues. Use 'em.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:38

tell her she misheard and bit was an adoption clinic

Scubanaut 13

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:46

Can't get anything by Grandma can you...

cm1995_fml 10

Sunday 2 August 2015 6:46

Well she's right about it being murder, but she shouldn't have jumped to conclusions and bitches you out. FYL op.

tigerisabelle 31

Sunday 2 August 2015 6:53

Okay, I don't really want to get into with you, but if abortion really is murder, than do you consider miscarriage manslaughter and should it be a crime?

fuckpotato 12

Sunday 2 August 2015 7:03

"I don't want to get into it with you, but I'm gonna state my opinion in the hopes of getting into it with you"

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 2 August 2015 7:04

I aborted at 12 after I was raped by my uncle. I was suicidal until I was able to abort and because I was able to abort, I was able to have 3 kids and adopt my Godson. Am I a murderer in your eyes for aborting to save my life and sanity?

Stealthclaws 16

Sunday 24 December 2017 18:41

This is why we need pro-choice movements :)

cornyrob 33

Sunday 2 August 2015 7:41

Well, was it an abortion clinic?

lishabear 21

Sunday 2 August 2015 8:34

Even if it was, it is nobody else's business except for OP.

SPN_lover666 27

Sunday 2 August 2015 20:11

What if it was? They do a lot more than abortions. She could have been getting pills, condoms, an IUD, or went with a friend for moral support. Even if she was there for an abortion, it is legal and none of your business, or my business.