Intimacy: Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She... - FML

By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Spicy

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:52

You were in a cyber threesome/gang bang.

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:29

So, she was doing a BROAD-cast.

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immaacdcfan 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:05

Web threesome?

Alilove_fml_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:32

She's a little slutty and premiscuous. not trying to be rude.

amayalives4music 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:16

Wow that sucks. Sorry. FYL.

ice_bck_420 0

Monday 12 March 2012 8:06

Thats ****** up u should **** her bestfriend haha

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 3:13

what a cheating bitch

Pinkraincoat 18

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:11

Technology is sneaky

THE4WESOM4N 6

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:27

You should probably change that to ex girlfriend

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