By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 33

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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AdrianEC 15

Better than saying something like "You need to be 20% more calmer".

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AdrianEC 15

I'll be honest, it would be better. It's not like a lot of non-bronies would get it.

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japtch 15

Right, because if you said "more calmer" you'd be grammatically incorrect. EDIT: Unless it's an inside joke thing, which I just picked up on. In THAT case, I'll just accept defeat, and go back to my corner. *walks away slowly*

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CoolRainbowdash 15

It's 20% cooler not 20% calmer

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Person1233 12

I used to wonder what friendship could be, until I took an arrow to the knee.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lol at #15, actually I would have loved to hear someone evaluate his level of hostility and suggest a very specific 20% increase in his calmness!!! That might have actually froze the guy for a second while a big "WTF?" blinked over his head! ;) The not-so-smart ass comment about the arrow in the knee begs for a shot in the beak. 10 points for the intention of defusing the situation, -9 points for the method selected.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Skyrim..bet not to many people know its from that, great game though

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graham11 14

227- okay go perk up, you pessimistic person.

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emmanizzer 6

SKYRIM! I used to be a Skyrimer like you, then my computer took an arrow to the power supply. :( I miss it.

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upyourzlolz 11

When I read the words club, bloke, and bar, I thought this would be about coat stands.

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el_chicharito_14 0

It's a joke referring to the game skyrim.

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deviable 9

Maybe because that joke was old five minutes after Skyrim came out.

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docscientist 9

On the Internet, maybe. But not when applied in real life situations, especially on strangers who have no idea what it means.

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MrSassypants 33

Even though I do not like the meme, docscientist may have a point. A lot of memes are funnier when people do not understand them. I hated the "u mad bro?" meme then my friend said that to some guy who was mad and he flipped out in a hilarious fashion. I usually don't think it was funny but the man was saying the most ridiculous things. One time I could've sworn he said something along the lines of "Of course I am mad? You see my face? Is it all happy like this:" Then he makes the most ridiculous smiley face ever. I literally laughed my ass off and had to gorilla glue it back on.

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NAU_future 7

I'm with 20 on this one. If someone said that to me I'd hit them in the face like OP. Partly because I just had knee surgery (soccer injury) and partly because I find the meme annoying as hell.

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BumpInTheRoad 3

Now you say you used to be the guy who defused situations until a fist hit your face.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Or he has and is sick of hearing that line. I'm voting for that option because I completely empathise.

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StalinsHeir 1

So Is THAT where all this has started from??

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nsnforever 2

Thanks. And well, everyone has their own opinion. (:

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emmanizzer 6

No. Love is what you use to describe Skyrim.

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