By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
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Welshite 39

I don't always recognize my children, but when I do I make sure to hit them with my vehicle.

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candyycurnn 10

That's hilarious. Of course being he was just trying to be funny.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Your dad is funny, he might have just been trying to motivate you

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Thatguy334 7

I'd go with assault with a deadly weapon. Might not get in any serious trouble, but would probably have his license suspended

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brewmasterg 34

You must be a ******* joy to be around.

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cynical78 15

Brings to mind a story about a girl named Lizzie Borden ...

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yankeesfancg 13

Your dad sounds pretty awesome

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Icemist 6

wait an hour call and saw your at hospital with a broken leg cause some fool hit you with a car.

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Poetaster 10

Ha!! Love your dad!! Way funny

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