McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 209
You deserved it 2 171
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RichardPencil 30

I'll bet your Christmas present from your parents is Grand Theft Auto. When you open in, there's nothing inside, and your dad will say, "Of course not, you've already played it!"

8 1
mike3775 35

I hope you had a license before you stole a car. Also, your lucky you are not my child, because my child would be sitting in jail for said car theft.

7 2

Comments

mike3775 35

I hope you had a license before you stole a car. Also, your lucky you are not my child, because my child would be sitting in jail for said car theft.

7 2
RichardPencil 30

I'll bet your Christmas present from your parents is Grand Theft Auto. When you open in, there's nothing inside, and your dad will say, "Of course not, you've already played it!"

8 1
vinvin2210 15

Shit happens..I was reversing my car as a 13 yr old. Stick shift.. driver door was open.. car flew, the door flew apart after hitting the garage side wall and my dad got hit by the door.. he was fine after 2 days.. 20 years later, it's still embarrassing

1 6