Love: Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:04

dont worry he sounds like an ass

inkedshadow 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:09

its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(

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itscarrie 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:54

it's not necessarily anyone's fault. the guy didn't know, it's just a shame she had to watch.

kubagami 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:46

You're leaving something out. That doesn't make sense.

carb_lover 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:11

WTF what a jerkass.

maaalin 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:22

ååjj,, stakkars deg :L for en drittsekk!!

Jbiebs82 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 15:35

Your too ugly to have sex with someone like him. It's a trick.. Thinking he will have it with u, he wants to bang another chicka!

Jbiebs82 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 15:36

Sorry it's supposted to be pretty.. Not ugly, that word should be pretty

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:14

he's a jackass

brend5033 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:21

Don't worry the same thing practically happened to me, this guy I like made out with some fat dude in the middle of the night. Even worse I had to go back to this guys house after watching them. I am furious at him.