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#75, clearly you haven't played paintball. it's an fun sport when you play it right and aren't afraid of getting hit. and yes, you don't get winded by getting shot in the chest. it hurts like hell and you get a nice little bruise the size of a nipple on you, but you don't get winded.
that's horrible man
Just an FYI, I would pay to see that.
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you know if someone does that, your allowed to empty your paintballs on him with no penalties.
At 119 No they can't you idiot I play paintball on a pro team, I have played speedball with Nicky Cuba and been with the program for years, and an idiot like you says that they hurt more if they're frozen? WRONG! If paintballs are frozen, they hurt even less. They'll break in your barrel and won't even come out of the end. They fall apart in your hands. And OP, what were you doing playing paintball without either a cup or paintball pants?!? No such thing as "more powerful paintball guns" because they're all chrono'd (limited at either 250 feet/second or 300) so all of you flaming roaches over here, stop spreading fake rumors that keeps people away from a sport! And by the way, if you're playing paintball, more experienced players WILL bunker you sooner or later, so you can get used to it or wear padding.
So now you have paint(ed)balls? Classic.
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Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.
Now that's just mean!