Miscellaneous: Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and...

By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 18:00

Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:37

Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.

fireandice27 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:09

Now that's just mean!

Comments

OriginalPooh01 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:00

Hahahaha!!

DeafWolverine 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:02

i know the feeling..my ex shot me in the crotch (accident) then when i bent over in pain..got shot on top of the head..whatd i do? walked up to her and shot her in the ass

burnsie22 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:43

That's clean play. Next time when u play grow a pair first and lose the pussy

BullletProof 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:22

You're kinda a push for beiing winded by that first shot.. im a 15 yearold girl who got shot in the face from 15 feet away and i didnt cry or anything. The crotch one sucks thoo

thehahaman 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:22

pussy... take a shot

duma191 21

Saturday 28 September 2013 0:11

Bad form on his part.

kieron2013 19

Friday 2 October 2015 9:31

You were playing paintball. If you can't take being hit by paintballs then don't play paintball.

kieron2013 19

Friday 2 October 2015 9:36

MAN THE **** UP YOU ******* PUSSY. My bike collided with a concrete barrier at 30 mph with me on board one week ago. I'm now back at college and returning to my heavy physical labour job on the marshes on Tuesday.