By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
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Ginger_Love 19

Wow. Gotta love customer service. But look on the bright side. Free food.

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Ginger_Love 19

Wow. Gotta love customer service. But look on the bright side. Free food.

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BananEnigma 24

.....Free high velocity floor-food, anyway.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Unless OP has good reflexes, then it will be free high velocity caught food xD

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Xamry14 10

Trust me. Free food from the place your work isnt really that desirable. We normally get it anyway from our employee meal. It gets icky after a while because (assuming here) fast food worker = broke = have to eat employee meal every day on top of making/serving it all day = everything taste like kitty litter. In this situation at the moment along with all my coworkers.....

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Welshite 39

Or the mother is. I've actually had this happen to me when a customer brought his adult son to my workplace (I worked in retail) and proudly introduced us. We shook hands and just sort of stared at each other without knowing what to say. It was horribly awkward. Parents can sometimes be too overzealous when it comes to finding partners for their children.

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AlyNStarburst 15

Could very well just be the parent. My sister and I were on the side of the road with a flat tire. My mom showed up to help and so did a guy who wanted to ask if we were okay and if we needed his help. My mom asked how old he was, asked for his number and kept talking good things about my sister.

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Phantomsnake 10

Her son must be happy he gets girls with no single move.

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77chris11 5

Desperate to get away from his crazy mother!

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popaulina 8

It's also possible the son is gay and his mother just doesn't want to get it through her head so she just looks for any girl.

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Ayasha_fml 12

Not really. Ever heard of helicopter parents? Blame her.

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james_logan 19

People usually show their true face when things don't go the way they wanted.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Looks like you dodged a bullet if her son acts anything like her. Too bad you didn't dodge the food she threw at you.

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False_Stupidity 41

Well it doesn't say. Maybe she has Ninja like reflexes and dodged the food which then hit her boss, who happened to be right behind her, the boss then blamed her for the mess and fired her.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I feel worse for her son. He could've had fries with that.

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Xcizer 17

Don't want to go out with someone you don't know? "****!"

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EwahWeeWah 21

Not giving your body Willy nilly to strangers = ****? People nowadays are so ******* stupid :/

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ZombieSazza 34

This happens a LOT! When I've been out volunteering, at a bar, private messaging, anywhere really, and someone asks me out it goes like this: "Wanna go on a date sometime?" "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to politely decline..." "******* ****! You're ******* ugly, who would go out with you anyway?!?" Like..... You asked me on a date, now I'm somehow an ugly ****? Okay..... Welcome to today's logic!

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EwahWeeWah 21

That sucks, I hate the fact that women still have to deal with this shit. It's 2016, it's been millennia since human life started, we should be way more progressive.

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thedictator_fml 12

wow, f her sons life though - imagine having to introduce THAT to your girlfriend!

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