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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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By WTF, Mom?? - 13/10/2023 03:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML

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By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 05:45 - United States - Ossining

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

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By counselor - 25/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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Matisse_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:02

Happens to the best of us. I once shared my thoughts on the "very special forces" article on The Onion's website to an acquaintance at work. It turned out that his brother was mentally disabled. FML

Timmytwofinger 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 5:56

what a tard, can people get off mums cause i just got off all of yours.

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newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:35

btw no pun intended at first they are still alive! lolz! oo oo oo oo still alive. still alive!!!

z620 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:41

anyone who disagrees w/ #1 ur a loser ur mom is the worst comeback ever and if you're old enough to be working and said that fail

m2j 1

Wednesday 7 April 2010 18:30

she is the one who brought up burying in the first place. obviously sayig that without the your mom added is bad so she pretty well opened herself up to it because sayig it means she was ok with joking about death.

redsox4021 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:44

#1 your moms "your mom" jokes are dead

NicoleIAm 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 1:53

My mom died two years ago and people always say "your mom" jokes to me. I ususally don't even say anything because I know it will make them feel awful. I do wish people wouldn't say them though.

christa953 12

Friday 21 May 2010 21:31

I agree with 1. they're annoying and don't even make any sense

blankaex 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:20

No, Yo Mamma jokes are funny, idiots that say your mum are retarded fags that can't think of a proper argument.

Northside6934 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:10

damn that's deep. haha

Kgpetosa 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 22:26

More like her life sucks

stupidmonkey80 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 21:09

lol so true

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