Miscellaneous: Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while...

By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By Smoked. - 20/06/2021 12:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I got a citation from school. My 10-year-old son was caught smoking cigarettes during recess. FML

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By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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Respect the herb

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:01 - United States - Wentzville

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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Chill out, Judy

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 08:01

Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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Don't blame me

By anonymous - 15/11/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:08

inb4 "YDI for smoking" Don't be douchecocks about the OP's lifestyle choice(s), people. That said, I'm pretty sure schools have "NO SMOKING" signs everywhere.

lexie206 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:08

YDI for smoking on school property.

Comments

bms1996 12

Friday 15 July 2011 19:53

YDI for doing something so disgusting and repulsive.idk how someone could do that to themselves...

idkwattoput 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:22

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like, masturbating on an airplane.

byron17 26

Monday 6 October 2014 19:53

That's called public indecency! (That's illegal...)

staymintyfresh 13

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:11

why don't these people go to college? I'm just curious? really. it's like "hm I'll either work two awful jobs, live in a tiny house, not Aristotle provide for myself and family, orrr finish school and work less and make more." I just honestly want to know, but hey we all need someone to mow our lawns.

davidbdb485 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 16:17

#121 this country was mostly founded on economic independence, with some help on the local level, not the national level. Anyway, fascism doesn't necessarily mean social policies. Personally, with regards to fascism, I don't want someone in government telling me I don't know enough to be able to take care of myself.

fishisacat 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:52

Ur probably not supposed to smoke on school campus, but seriously was the person who caught you blind?! What grade is ur little sis in?

mintyfressh 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 23:08

Stop smoking dick head

RockNRollAndrew 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 3:39

Quit it kills you , my dad smokes ,and coughs a lot , snores, and is going bald .Quit before you get addicted.

Grandpa_Gray 5

Thursday 14 August 2014 5:32

Just don't go, I mean what are they gonna do?

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:34

WTF was that? That's what you chose to comment out of everything you could have possibly said about this FML?

rebamoo 14

Monday 13 July 2015 17:21

You think all it takes for someone to get a good job is a college degree? A degree doesn't guarantee a better job, or a job at all. Employers want experience more than a degree. Plus, school costs LOTS of money and time. It's not as black and white as you think.