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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:33 - Australia

Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML

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By IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit - 01/04/2015 02:15 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

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By Justincredible69 - 29/06/2015 20:29 - United States

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

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By angrystudent - 07/03/2016 22:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML

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Justice served

By ToiletPrankster - 15/03/2022 06:00

Today, I thought it would be funny to prank call my job on my day off. I star 69’ed the numbers and prank called my coworkers. However, when I got to my boss, he knew who I was, and threatened to report me to the police. I’d forgotten to star 69. Safe to say, I was fired on my day off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By Workhorse - 12/07/2014 21:11 - United States - Athens

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

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Skivers

By Nice - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I got roped into work on my day off because the two new guys weren't showing up. My boss promised that I would get tomorrow off if I did, so I said okay. However, as soon as I came in and got all ready to go, guess who came in? FML

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Lonely times

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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Great timing!

By Nathan - 28/10/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML

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Stop doing this

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 22:01

Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Monday 5 November 2012 22:50

that's not even a prank that's ****** up lmao

Dadothy 8

Monday 5 November 2012 22:50

Your coworkers are assholes. Sorry OP

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Monday 5 November 2012 22:50

that's not even a prank that's ****** up lmao

JocelynKaulitz 28

Monday 5 November 2012 22:57

Well now you can enjoy the rest of your day ;)

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Tuesday 6 November 2012 0:52

Get revenge; stick a cardio-pulse-reader-sticky-thingy to each of their eyebrows.

CabbageTrees 13

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:47

I have to ask, why would #1 say lmao at the end if it wasn't supposed to be funny :/

AssTard 15

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:49

Although that's a shitty thing for your co-workers to do, I'm sure it didn't absolutely wreck your day. You definitely didn't deserve it, so I guess FYL??? (Although your life is far from ******).

farkie3 8

Tuesday 6 November 2012 2:25

Or, 34, OP could make sure that the coworkers end up spending a few months in said hospital...

Vimy 6

Tuesday 6 November 2012 5:23

Or OP could tell them they missed their kid's birthday for this, and walk away leaving them to feel guilty!

Dadothy 8

Monday 5 November 2012 22:50

Your coworkers are assholes. Sorry OP

MrPlopper 9

Monday 5 November 2012 23:05

Did doc bastard write this? Sorry for the thread jack

DocBastard 38

Monday 5 November 2012 23:10

No. I don't get days off. Yay.

spekledworf 18

Tuesday 6 November 2012 4:51

I've had something similar happen when I changed departments at work and everyone knew how much I missed my old department so a manager told me they were extremely busy and needed me in for my old department. I rushed over with joy and then was told it was a joke... but they apreciated the enthusiam.

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Tuesday 6 November 2012 7:25

Time to call one or two of your cow-orkers to tell them that their shifts were cancelled at the last minute, then watch them get canned for missing their shifts.