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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 979

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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You deserved it 3 685

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 64 685

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

A tad insecure

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 875

You deserved it 5 143

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 125

By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 112

You deserved it 37 205

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:25

Draw you running away from a crazy person.

Hizodge 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:25

Some relationships just weren't meant to be. Especially ones with people so petty.

Comments

heinous966 15

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:46

I'm afraid I can draw no conclusions from this FML.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:51

Why do you suddenly feel the need to play with other people? Aren't her drawings good enough for you? Maybe early on, she made detailed elaborate drawings and now that she's got you, she just whips out a few crude stick figures. This could go either way. It's either YDI or "Aw, I'm sorry."

guccimama 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:05

you still play that? that game is old!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:09

#30, drawing penises never gets old. You must have played it wrong.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:05

In Draw Something, the second button from the left is an eraser. You can make it huge and in a few quick strokes, you can have a clean slate. Don't you wish you had such a tool in real life?

dead_insects 18

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:38

a thousand times a day.....

cman1322 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:10

Imagine how mad she would be if you actually cheated on her

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:11

She's quick to the draw now find out what she's guilty of, and tell her no pleading the fifth.

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:13

I didn't know that people actually still played Draw Something.

Kkkdawg 27

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:26

How did she know you even started a new game? Unless she was watching? This makes no sense to me.

simoncat 11

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:26

She's looking for a way out. She is probably screwing around behind your back.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:39

I still play "Draw Something". And I still enjoy it. But only a handful of people are ones I know. The rest are random people. Drew an awesome Ozzy!(: Most of the time when I don't feel like drawing I'll leave word clues: "Idol" -White Wedding "Catcher"- in the Rye Baby Got - "Back" One Flew over the Cuckoo's- "Nest" Etc...