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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

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aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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Comments

dimples1471 0

I sincerely hope you made this up! What a moron!

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whatsisface 0

there are millions of things more important than farmville. If you don't want sales calls, get caller ID, and when you don't have caller ID, pick up the friggin phone! Especially if you have kids!

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lulu101_1 0

omg im not even that gay and ur a mum?????

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molacolacake 0

Man, that happened to me when I was kid, except that they actually did get a hold of my Dad, he just didn't show up until many hours later. By then my arm had started to set and it healed wrong. On the other hand now I can bend my arm in a way that grosses people out and that's pretty awesome!

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numberthree131 0

Wow. You can't really say your life sucks, because you MADE it suck for yourself because you're too addicted to a stupid Facebook game. And so therefore you had to post it on FML because you feel sorry for yourself (and hell, you probably posted it on Facebook too, after you finished working on your electronic farm). Get a real farm, and a life.

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littlegrlbigwrld 0

Your life is beyond pathetic. How the hell do you even have a child? Grow up.

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littlegrlbigwrld 0

Your life is beyond pathetic. How the hell do you even have a child? Grow up.

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stepup0220 0

wow 85, its pretty obvious you're more obsessed with farmville then the person who wrote this fml. why would someone lie about their kid breaking their arm?

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