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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Top comments

Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

244 5
aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

243 10

Comments

bookworm_x 0

way to be an involved parent you couldn't take the 5 seconds to pick up the damn phone?

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BrainBrawnBeast 0

ydi for playing farmville. i hate that game

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EveryDayJackAss 0

guess what!? THE NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS, YOUR SON IS DEAD!......im just joking of course........

2 0
RatIsKing 0

f*** farmville. you're an idiot to begin with for playing it. YDI

2 0
eoswald 0

see, if you had that abortion you couldn't be in this situation right now....

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Sucks2beYouxD 0

This Is NOT A FML !!! Moron! Be glad your son is still alive!

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Professor59 2

Not an FML. Just bad parenting. Or FAKE bad parenting.

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LejlaSr 0

ppl who still play Farmville shouldn-t have kids! I mean, grow up! As I was reading " I was playing Farmville all day...but I kept ignoring them " i thought it was a teenager writeing the post!

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