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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

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aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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mojo143 0

awww poor thing. Didn't even get to finish the game. Your life saddens me.

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imago_fml 0

You don't have caller ID? How much time does it take to divert your dead glazed over farming eyes to the phone to see who's calling. Playing farm chores and making farm money?! So, why not get a real job on a real farm and make real money? Oh, wait... That's not as much fun it's much more fun to see your name on a leader board for having no life other then staying on a game making play money then to go see your son in the hospital. So, what you brought him home and went right back to the game, right? It sickens me that people get so caught up in games and their net friends that people have forgotten the real world. So, how many times have you not picked him up because you were having oh, so much fun. *holds up a hand rubbing my thumb and index finger together.* This is the smallest violin in the world playing my heart bleeds purple piss for you. Bring the caller ID closer to your dumb ass next time so you can see who the hell is calling don't just ignore the phone. Because next time it might not just be a broken arm, it might be someone calling to tell you that your house is on fire, or your car is rolling down the street. Stupid people make me sick and this site shows there is a mass abundance of them all over the world. STOP BREEDING. >.<

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Mushu_ 0

i'm not sure if your life sucks more than you deserve it or the other way round. because your life really does suck that you're fully grown and playing farmville. OH DEAR. x

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allihall127 0

Which is why you ALWAYS answer the phone, especially if you have kids that aren't with you at the moment. I'm 16 years old and was in a car accident a couple weeks ago. Guess how many times I had to call my parents before they finally answered? About 10. They sure wish they'd gotten up to answer it the first time.

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Prawn_fml 2

YDI. But your family doesn't. Get a grip, or do the merciful thing and leave them.

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Godavari 0

There is no possible way you could deserve this more. **** that game, seriously. FarmVille is becoming the new WoW.

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SynfulPinion 6

Actually, you can play all day. If you plant your stuff at different times, it's possible to harvest constantly, also depending on how big the farm is.

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