By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
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xoxoemmers 4

Rodents do know best

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lovelydarlings 6

Guinea pigs need sleep too!

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Comments

alexFYL 11

Oh please. My job, birds and dogs dictate my bedtime. It's called growing up.

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Ace131313 1

What was that second achievement? Used to be the defensive captain? USED TO BE?

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hayleclark 17

I realize that I also have stereotypes, I'm not in fact ignorant. Every avid gamer I know plays at the expense of having a real life, one of them even dropped out of school. So unless you can prove me wrong, there's no reason to insult me for expressing that in general I believe that the stereotypes are true.

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maspembo 0

You must be blonde because that was really stupid now that stereotype is true

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Cigar 11

Try covering the part of his cage facing your monitor or providing him with extra dark huts to go rest.

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ihasbrains 10

Well most stereotypes are true to an extent. They just don't apply to every single person in a community, it just seems like they do.

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wannbaussiegurl 4

um if your playing video games that late. or early wow... you have no life so yes I agree with your rodent

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JayD17 0

That's what I have to do with my snake - he flips if the light is on past 9pm. How would you like it if someone turned your "sun" on at 2 in the morning? It'd be terrifying - screw up your internal clock and whatnot.

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