Law and order

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
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rhiley 26

fair enough tbh someone's gotta lay down the law

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xyris_fml 28

Invest in some nice noise cancelling headphones.

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jake131000 21

I don't care if this is disliked or not... This is the stupidest thing i have ever read.

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rllyfrickenbored 17

i ain't 20, but i know how you feel. good luck with your cat

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xyris_fml 28

Invest in some nice noise cancelling headphones.

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0to100rq 6

Or you could euthanize the bastard. Then you can watch tv and stay up, problem solved.

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Krycek_fml 19

or donate him to the local Chinese restaurant.

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rhiley 26

fair enough tbh someone's gotta lay down the law

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twitchywaffles 26

Or in this case lay down the paw... I'll see myself out

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ManUtdFan743 21

Look at the bright side, at least you're getting a (I presume) healthy amount of sleep every night if your cat is so punctual with her enforcement of the bed time haha.

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maydayyparade 27

Ok can I just have a chance to use the pun just once without being ridiculed? I know it was an extremely bad pun but hey, why the hell not

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Zuniga01 14

Whoa! I've seen my fair share of bad puns, but damn! Was that bad!

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ScottVining 21

It's impressive that your cat can tell when it's 11, mine is too dumb.

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truckers_wife 23

it probably has to do with OP's schedule. my parents' dog does the same thing. based on everyone's schedule she knows when it's time for bed and she let's mom know.

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Nobinx 15

if you habe a daily routine, animals know exactly when it is time dor something

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