By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 615
You deserved it 22 521

Same thing different taste

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xoxoemmers 4
lovelydarlings 6

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13FTW 9

228, **** that! Don't tell me you don't or you don't know a few people who giggle when someone says "got off" on accident or something along those lines. Live a little dammit!

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

129- I might laugh if it made sense to me, but it didn't.. so I won't.

13FTW 9

Whatever butter your biscuits! You have no sense of humor and are the biggest stick in the mud I have ever come across. Even a simple "hee-hee" would be fine buuuut, nooo, we gotta be all serious! Sometimes you gotta look at life and say "What the **** did I do last night!?" "I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig" Kthanksbye(:

justbigbs 6

Hey at least your pet cares about you, haha

SchellShocka 1
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

282-okay, go smoke some more crack and head back off to wonderland where everything you said is completely relevant and everyone understands your nonsensical jokes. Good day to you.

DDbaconcrazy 1

Um a guinea pig isn't a rodent derre

282- you have to grow up ok? I guess you're only 14 or something but don't think you can get through life talking shit to everyone else