By Jack - 01/02/2009 08:54 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 579
You deserved it 3 285

Same thing different taste

Top comments

whiskeydick 0

Don't just threaten to sue; sue their asses off. I'm going through something similar, except I can't take any legal action against the bitch. So yeah, sue them for defamation of character. Or at least slash their tires, dude.

Pop_and_Pixels 0

I agree on suing. You have grounds to sue for slander.

Comments

you should sue them for every ******* penny, their neighbours are bang out of order. hope everything gets sorted and your name gets cleared.

sue sue sue those jerks send them up the streem painfully painfully painfully painfully, there cash is but a dream

fuckducks 0

sue them and if you don't win put a bomb under their car so when they drive home from court they will all die. JK JK don't do that..... do it

that was a great job choice u shud think about arbys

that is sad if the niehbors actually belived the little kid you should know when a kid is jokeing it is in their voice and attlidude ya i would sue of make them send a apology statemant

D4ni3l96 5

I hope everything works out Jack. I'd hate to be an outcast for something I didn't actually do. Good luck.

ilaaFML 0

Aweh, here I was laughing at all these FML's then I read yours and was like:'( Hope things get better. :(