By Jack - 01/02/2009 08:54 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 577
You deserved it 3 285

Same thing different taste

Top comments

whiskeydick 0

Don't just threaten to sue; sue their asses off. I'm going through something similar, except I can't take any legal action against the bitch. So yeah, sue them for defamation of character. Or at least slash their tires, dude.

Pop_and_Pixels 0

I agree on suing. You have grounds to sue for slander.

Comments

what a little bastard, i would have been screaming at the kid. how old is the little brat? hope you get work soon.

Just spread the rumor that the father is a lowsy lay. Respectfully.

Whoever the people that voted 'you deserved it' are, are assholes.

I would smack the taste out of that little brat's mouth, maybe even the parents too. If you're going to be in so much trouble because of someone else's stupidity, ya might as well get some kind of consolation out of it.

seriously, couldnt they just have done a rape test on the kid?? & sue them for slander.....

aw that sucks. and why is it all about "suing" these days... i hear it everywhere ¬¬;

kacee_nicole 0

Kids. You gotta love em. Wow.