By Jack - 01/02/2009 08:54 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 579
You deserved it 3 285

Same thing different taste

Top comments

whiskeydick 0

Don't just threaten to sue; sue their asses off. I'm going through something similar, except I can't take any legal action against the bitch. So yeah, sue them for defamation of character. Or at least slash their tires, dude.

Pop_and_Pixels 0

I agree on suing. You have grounds to sue for slander.

Comments

That's a good point. If OP was actually having sex with the kid, there would be medical evidence. Tell that to the parents.

MiaLoves 8

no. he's suing the parents. the child probably has no money.

Can you take legal action, Jack? This sucks. Those kids are going to be kicked in the face by karma when they're older.

rttr 18

Sue the parents for slander. Sorry dude. Hope your life gets better

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

I hope you sued them. that must have had a big impact on your life.

What part of sleeping on a couch and running out of money makes you think it worked out?