By Cian_1 - 25/11/2013 11:22 - United Kingdom - Cholsey

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML
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Cian_1 28

What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

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CrazyMelvin 14

So, you're publicly admitting that you have a small penis......

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Mackay92 14

so you're little sausage was hurt

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Dobhrionn 10

Just as bad as getting it caught in a zipper.

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ipaduaino 10

That's what you Get men don't piss sitting down we ain't women

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Nederlander95 14

If you're so drunk it's a concern, wouldn't sitting be your best course of action?

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sabrinalynn22 19

YDI solely because you referred to your penis as a "little soldier."

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numberswoman 14

Just sit down!!!

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Elizabeth_Scholt 18

Any male who calls their dick their "little soldier" deserves to have that happen to them.

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