Guess that might just learn ya!!;-)

OUCH!!!!

You might ass well had sat your drunk ass on the toilet and been done with it.

*slowly plays taps*

The euphemism 'little soldier' is widespread throughout Europe. Hundreds of millions of people use the phrase, regardless of how weird it might seem to someone meeting it for the first time. Presumably it's because he stands to attention. But to those who suggest peeing in the shower, please don't. You'll make the place stink like a wharfies piss-corner. If you do it, other people will do it. You may be happy to stand in other people's piss. But while the urine of a healthy person is sterile, you're taking a lot on trust that everyone whose piss you're standing in was healthy. That's the way millions of people caught millions of life-threatening illnesses. And since urine is a bacterial smorgasbord, it doesn't stay sterile for long. Sure, the water will dilute it, but it won't disinfect it. It will stink out your home, and because its based on your bodily wastes, you'll be the last person to know about the stench.

Daaaaaad! Dylan dropped the toilet seat on his penis again!!

Interesting call. When most guys are too drunk to stand and pee, they put the seat down and sit. I can't honestly say it's ever occurred to me to pee kneeling down.

What rank is that soldier? Does he happen to be a.. Private! xD..... I'm sorry, I'll show myself out

I guess it wont be going to war any time soon!

Bet ya won't do that again lol