Dude, don't call your penis your "little soldier". That just sounds weird.

you deserved bit....only because you said "my little soldier" smh

Collateral damage.

the feels op

I dont know why everyone hates your nickmame. I love it! and I wouldn't assume it means he working with nothing it's those that are humble that typically have the most to brag about.

"My dick, medic, my dick, medic!"

Яд вдул ядов удальца дружат желудков?

One little soldier is now one little flat soldier.

just. made. my. day.

another reason why alcohol is stupid.