Miscellaneous: Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticed that... - FML

By Tao26 - 10/11/2013 22:06 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticed that when she answered a question, her ears wiggled. It was cute, so I pointed it out. She burst into tears, and the guy next to me said, "Way to make her feel insecure, douchebag." FML

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Tao26 6

Monday 11 November 2013 11:08

My exact words were "Hey, your ears wiggle when you answer questions, haha. That's cute." Not the smoothest thing to say obviously, but I guess I should have kept my comment to myself.

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LolSarcasm 14

Monday 11 November 2013 2:44

Are people really that sensitive?

CanadiAnM8 24

Monday 11 November 2013 2:44

Tell her you thought it was cute and didn't mean to be a douchebag.

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xxhdxx 11

Thursday 28 January 2016 1:02

I too find the slight wiggle of a cute girl's ears cute

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