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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 204

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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chris_42 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:18

You sure aren't lovin it.

gothiccandy 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:20

Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.

Comments

Zeishah 26

Saturday 20 April 2013 19:59

one bitten twice shy sure doesnt apply here:/ bet you arent heading to that mc donalds next week.

KaiCer0 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 19:59

Hello friend

saxybandgeek 14

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:18

Go to Burger King next time?

salman_albalushi 19

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:21

I guess he is lovin it.

MrsAlexander83 10

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:22

I think it's a sign for you to eat better?!

limitedition 25

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:26

It's your & the other drivers "thing"

carebear808 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:28

And the moral of the story is to stop going to McDonald's! They torture their chickens ):

redbandit9877 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:34

That can't be coincidence, clearly you are meant to be lifelong rivals. Don't give then the satisfaction of winning twice in a row!

itsthatypowell 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:38

That just sucks lol

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:46

Now you know why fast food is bad for you.

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