Miscellaneous: Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little...

By laptopsRus - 19/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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By drooooooool - 09/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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nautical 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:17

......thus heating up.

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monkeyz0r 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:22

ouch ydi tho haha my laptop gets really hot too but i dont fall asleep with it on

natepyron 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:30

that decreases sperm count

sammyprosnit 8

Monday 7 June 2010 0:21

I'm holding up the bs flag. it'll get hot, but not first degree burn hot.

xmmichelleex 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 20:12

u cant feel ur leg starting to burn ? lol

VenomxD 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 21:39

YDI why would you sleep with your laptop what if you kicked it off or something? that is just dumb it's like you want it to break

toaster468 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 4:46

@Sammy that's not totally true, Mac books/pros get very hot, but maybe not first degree hot...

toaster468 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 4:46

@Sammy that's not totally true, Mac books/pros get very hot, but maybe not first degree hot...

gb_chrs 2

Saturday 26 February 2011 20:56

first degree burn is like sunburn, and people could fall asleep while sunbathing... so it is possible, I guess.

Mystical_bacon 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

That happens to me all the time! D:

nautical 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?

Windexglow 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:24

I'm sorry, but so? Yeah, it's a burn. Big whoup - it'll heal over. Your laptop is fine. You didn't lose any property. No one found out.

ilcap 12

Friday 8 August 2014 3:46

I bet you're a real pleasant person to be friends with, huh.

noevidence09 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:24

ouch

FBIWarning 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:25

It wouldn't burn you if your leg was covering the intake, it would just stop the air flow into the laptop from that air vent...

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:17

......thus heating up.

freemuffins 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:25

Lol @ #4. Only the entire internet.

JoeBen_fml 5

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:25

at least your battery didn't fry. that happened to me, and it took the hard drive with it.

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:26

YDI. Laptops and naptime don't mix.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:26

YDI. Dumb. Are you a leg model? No? You didn't lose your job, or work you've done on the computer? No? Then really who cares. Boo-hoo. Have a Hello Kitty band-aid, and a warm bottle of milk then.