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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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chris_42 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:18

You sure aren't lovin it.

gothiccandy 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:20

Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.

Comments

lottsogreen 3

Monday 22 April 2013 14:24

Wow that sucks

icepick23 12

Monday 22 April 2013 18:43

Hopefully, you two can work things out

drsmith93 4

Monday 22 April 2013 20:44

Sounds like you go to McDonald's too often

puppynator 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:42

you should drive back into him

emit97 8

Tuesday 23 April 2013 14:02

Ever think your there to much if it happened twice? Just sayin.

ElliotC 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 17:50

Park in a different space next time

bocefus 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 19:41

Dont go to McDonalds

SingleDT846_CRD 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:57

Now he really got ur attention.

dwelch 3

Wednesday 24 April 2013 3:04

If your fat ass didnt eat McDonald's all the time then it wouldn't happen at all

xoxoinspired 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 7:42

Mabe you should change things up eat somewhere else instead McDonalds just saying

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Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML

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Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML

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Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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