Transportation: Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me....

By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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Freakout

By meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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Because reasons

By Off_Road - 04/06/2014 19:30 - United States - North Pole

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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Gunged

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Ctrl_H 18

Friday 14 June 2013 11:59

You got hit by a truck and the first thing you did was try to flirt?

frip_fml 9

Friday 14 June 2013 11:59

You must look like you've been hit by a truck.

Comments

3rdbass 9

Friday 14 June 2013 12:15

"My leg is broken but your good looks will fix that!"

angelitared 27

Friday 14 June 2013 12:18

Umm sue his ass for hitting you! **** his good looks!!

Pordexel 5

Friday 14 June 2013 16:48

So... sue him just because he rejected her? Do you go around suing everyone that rejects you?

Ryan8878 21

Friday 14 June 2013 17:08

Well 66, after reading her profile, I have no doubt she probably would.

meowmeee 7

Saturday 15 June 2013 1:23

Didn't she state sue his ass for hitting her ? Nothing about being rejected.

meowmeee 7

Friday 14 June 2013 12:36

What's up with all the FML's riding a bike and getting hit by a truck. I'm sorry but if you were on a bike and got hit by a truck you would be in desperate need of a doctor.

tiernang 21

Friday 14 June 2013 13:04

I agree with the first half of your comment, but getting hit with a truck is definetely not always tragic. It depends on the speed of the truck and whether it keeps going or not.

meowmeee 7

Friday 14 June 2013 13:19

I'm just taking what I learned from my physics course . A truck is fairly big to a bike even at a low speed there would still be some damage.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 14 June 2013 15:34

Humans are somewhat resilient, low speed impacts are absorbed quite easily. The bike, on the other hand, may not have fared as well.

gracehi 31

Friday 14 June 2013 17:04

I once got hit by a car while riding a bike. I hopped back up and walked away with some big bruises. I didn't need to see a doctor. My bike was ****** beyond repair though. I imagine it would be about the same if someone got hit by a truck at low speed, except the bruises would be a few inches higher. I'm assuming this was a pickup truck, though, and not a big rig.

tiernang 21

Friday 14 June 2013 12:39

This is a lot funnier if you just imagine his reaction like a five year old would.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 14 June 2013 12:46

Well I can't blame him for running away, that line is pretty creepy, especially if that's your first thought after being hit by a truck

zandalee 19

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:37

Pure genius - 30

cocacola999 27

Friday 14 June 2013 12:51

You deserved it for using such a creepy and tacky line. As he is attractive, he probably has girls hitting on him all day long and maybe a nice wife at home. Your tacky line, however, is a female equivalent of the wolf-whistle. If you can't flirt decently, just smile and be friendly, instead of trying too hard. With such a creepy line, he probably thought you got hit deliberately.

Vidrill 22

Friday 14 June 2013 13:06

I can't blame the driver, really. How do you think it makes you look when you try to flirt with someone after an accident that could have been serious? It makes you look silly, shallow and with the wrong priorities I think. You should have been more reserved.

queerdragon 20

Friday 14 June 2013 13:08

Just some advice, from one lizard to another, being stupid enough to hit on someone after they hit you with a truck never ends well.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 14 June 2013 13:27

He stopped to check on your faith in humanity restored...he doesn't have a care for you in any way faith in humanity rejected...good Samaritan but bad response...

jhs578650 9

Friday 14 June 2013 14:37

@37 Why was it a bad response? He has no moral, legal, ethical, or even biological imperative to find the OP attractive.

Olympiakos10 15

Friday 14 June 2013 15:14

I don't even understand what the **** 37 wrote

hashshim 23

Friday 14 June 2013 19:33

53: I think 37 was trying to say: "When he stopped to check on you, my faith in humanity was restored. However upon discovering he doesn't care about you, I lost my faith in humanity. He was a good samaritan, but gave a poor response to your advances." Not a fair comment that I agree with anyways, but yeah.