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By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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mehwhateverr 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:03

The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.

crownme 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:50

Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!

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hockys1 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:35

that really sux f your life indeed

atrialfib29 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:38

I don't love you but I just want you to be my GF. For now ... Then will see.... LOL...

nikkirito 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:39

Uhmmm, that sounds a little weird. Why would someone shout that to you from the street? Probably wasn't directed to you, sorry.

dearViena 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:42

"I don't love you but i won't treat you any differently"? wtf...

doing_it_ritee 5

Friday 8 July 2011 9:05

.. does that mean?

AlfonzoRex 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:42

#9 Sorry D; and to anyone else :3 I hardly ever comment on these xD

PleaseSayTheBaby 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:47

#16 Its no big deal, I was mostly joking. It's actually pretty hard to be the first to comment... Props to you. Haha.

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:47

Does your boyfriend happen to be a random guy you found on the street?

softballplaya822 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:48

#5 haha I love that song too! but still, that sucks... I would hate it if my boyfriend said that to me... but at least you know he cares about you because he didn't break up with you...