Love: Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy...

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

Friday 27 August 2010 9:15

sounds like u got a hot date

knibbsy 4

Friday 27 August 2010 9:25

YDI for not making the first move. If you would have said "hey big boy, I bet you're sexy and jacked underneath all those rolls!" then he would have likely suffered a heart attack and died on the spot, therefore preventing everything.

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AshDramatiicsxz 2

Saturday 28 August 2010 5:06

3 more miles O____________O that sucks !!!

tricHster 4

Saturday 28 August 2010 7:00

You deserved it for not moving.

skootergirl2010 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 9:27

I woulda been like, NIGGA GTF!!! and slapped his fatass

raaandy 0

Monday 30 August 2010 4:13

okay, so stand up and walk 5 feet to another seat

sculp91 0

Monday 30 August 2010 5:36

ohhhh

bipolaradhdfml 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:36

"Are you single?" "No." "Yeah? Well I bet I'm 5 times the man you've got." "You sure look it. How about you take it up with my boyfriend in two stops? He's special ops and loves these sorts of discussions." "... Um... Actually I'm getting off in one stop."

Late_night83 25

Thursday 12 May 2011 17:56

i wonder what makes people think they can bother other people like that on the bus! lack of respect.I always wear my headphones an don't socialize unless it's inevitable.

TardxxxCake 4

Monday 20 June 2011 18:24

Simple solution to that. Punch him in his fat, ugly, smelly face and tell him to **** off. if he tries to pin you for assault, hit him back with sexual harassment.

CanadianNarwhal 13

Monday 18 July 2011 6:39

"I'm a lesbian" "I'm married" "Lets get married" "I have 6 kids" "I'm a man" "WHALEZ" pretend to be a dolphin, dog, turkey etc. pretend to have gone deaf and blind, pass out, crap and or piss your pants.