Animals: Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse... - FML

By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

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AylaMarie92 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 11:05

OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP

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3mi1y_ 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

I actually just cringed

mentallizzard 19

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

what a terrible mistake

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zoeeileen 6

Wednesday 23 July 2014 4:44

deserve it. poor mouse.

IconicFML 9

Wednesday 23 July 2014 6:29

Is everyone ignoring that putting a mousetrap on a stove could be dangerous with contaminants and possibly diseased blood encountering food!

BlackAfrican64 13

Wednesday 23 July 2014 7:01

What r u doing writing go to the doctors

SecretPlatypus 2

Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:31

Just imagine if you tried to brush your teeth to get the blood out of your mouth and ended up accidentally using the same toothbrush

cheesebond 29

Wednesday 23 July 2014 10:31

I'm so sorry but I just got light headed because that was so fricking sick

CuteFangirl 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:06

That's disgusting

Goldilocks1 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 21:29

I dont know if I would have shared that tid bit. Truly disgusting, but future reference, if the Brissels are red on the brush, font put if in your mouth

LastQueenLyssa 11

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:07

I'm sorry bro, but I don't understand how you just mindlessly put the toothbrush in your mouth after cleaning up a rodent's blood with it.. That image would've stayed in my head for awhile, but that may just be me.

OhNoAGhost 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:53

Honestly, this entire FML was so disgusting, it almost failed to be funny.

ethanperches 7

Thursday 24 July 2014 8:12

At least you didn't use it to scrub your toilet

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