By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
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AylaMarie92 18

OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP

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maigan332 14

That is the nastiest thing I've ever heard

There's a new thing called Bounty. It's a super absorbent Paper towel.

Buy a humane trap. Catch and release the mouse away from your home. No dead mouse, no mess to clean up.

jjones0818 12

Yeah then it is someone else's problem...

Buy a cat! They catch the mice and (if you're lucky) eat them so there's nothing to clean up. If you're not lucky of course, they leave the carcasses on the floor where you can step on them in the middle of the night.

Lesson learned! Toothbrushes are for the mouse, I mean mouth only!

YDI YDI YDI. They make humane traps now, you savage.

jjones0818 12

Disagree... Do you trap flies in your house and release them outside?

Yes because it would be so much more convenient if op caught it drove miles away wasting gas and time to release a single rat into the wild so that it would be someone else's problem eventually

I made a homemade trap with a garbage bin, a 2x4, peanut butter, thread, and an empty can. Caught the mouse in less than 2 hours. Walked down the street with it in a box, and let it go near the woods. Patched up the hole he had used to get into the house in the first place. Haven't had a problem again since. The entire process didn't take any more time or money than driving to the store, buying a trap, setting it, waiting for the mouse, cleaning the trap, and then disposing of the remains. Anyone could do what I did and I can GUARANTEE you won't miss the 20 minutes of your life you spent getting a mouse out of your house, so I'm not sure what the argument against being humane is here (unless you're a diagnosed sociopath, then I suppose you have a valid excuse).

I'll keep that in mind. You know what next time I see an ant pile next to my sidewalk I'll lure them out one by one put them in a box and release them down the road. Even the next time I see a brown recluse or a black widow I'll catch them put them in a box and release them down the road because that's the humane thing to do. Hell if there's an aggressive feral dog I'll catch it put it in a box and release it down the road. Because everything deserves to be treated humanely!!

To be perfectly fair, mice can carry hantavirus which they excrete into their droppings which can become aerosolized when they dry and you try to sweep them up. In other words: the mouse tried to kill OP first.

'whatever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong' Right and wrong do not exist in this world, human. These are constructs of society. Oh yes, and I kill mice at leisure.

lmf5292 10

You know you can be humane toward animals AND people...

Be careful. Mice and rats carry a lot of diseases. Call the doc if you feel weird.

Now I remember why I stopped reading FMLs while dealing with morning sickness >.< OP I hope you don't get any diseases or parasites!