By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
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AylaMarie92 18

OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP

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3mi1y_ 16

I actually just cringed

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mentallizzard 19

what a terrible mistake

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Comments

worldclassrager 39

Do you lick the spoon after feeding your pet wet food?

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lesliemay15 8

ewww. that sucks. maybe it's like a habit to put tooth brushes in your mouth bc we have to to keep our teeth clean.

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nattnatt73 31

that's one of the grossest things i've ever heard

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awkward_gothlady 32

Thanks for reminding me of why it's never a good idea to look at FML while eating breakfast....

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zombraingirl 11

And he never brushed his teeth ever again...

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