Health: Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with...

By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By WildShortstop13 - 28/01/2015 22:20 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By mark807 - 28/04/2012 06:52 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

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24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:08

Potatoes are full of win.

mrsd9494 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:47

who throws potatoes?!?!???!

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rizzosierra 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 5:10

don't even write anymore fmls. you ****** suck. this ones stupid.

Stu2DPot 10

Monday 16 May 2011 1:39

Was it named GLaDOS?

UsHeRlOvEr246 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:38

Omfg! Now How You Gunna Go And Get knocked out by a Potato..?! wtf is wrong with you.?(:

VeraJK 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:15

Why Do You Type Like This?

NeedNewGirlfrien 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:05

GLaDOS strikes again.

beth103 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:58

hahahaha this is hilarious!

bms1996 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:01

did it happen to be shot by a potato launcher?

snoopyF 9

Monday 22 August 2011 11:51

...a potatoe? really?

xcrunner_725 4

Monday 29 August 2011 7:56

this reminded me of the episode of drake and josh!

saharrrgh 0

Monday 12 September 2011 16:47

I know some rednecks with a potato gun made of PVC. It's actually badass. That sucks man

crazy001boy 5

Monday 19 September 2011 20:21

OMG drake and josh!

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Same thing different taste

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Funny, thanks

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