Miscellaneous: Today, I was sent to the office in the middle of class because... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2017 20:07 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I was sent to the office in the middle of class because a teacher heard a joke I made at lunch and thought I planned to stab someone. Three people made jokes. I was the only one in trouble. FML

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nonsensical 26

Friday 24 February 2017 23:50

Maybe you just have that face? The sort of face that looks like you want to stab someone? I know a few like that. Doesn't mean they would, but they sure look like they could.

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nonsensical 26

Friday 24 February 2017 23:50

Maybe you just have that face? The sort of face that looks like you want to stab someone? I know a few like that. Doesn't mean they would, but they sure look like they could.

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