By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

Top comments

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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I can only imagine how painful/ awkward that must have been. FYL

Zero_TAlent_ 23

Funny thing about guys, is if you describe something about out balls being hurt well enough, we can kinda feel it... I cringed a bit at this...

Helldemon 32

Voted YDI and after reading OP's response they deserve even worse. So basically since you won't be able to **** her she's not even worth going out with?

I'm a woman and I prefer a bit of hair down there. My husband keeps his trimmed, but no shaving. He tried it once and I told him I couldn't have sex with him, I felt like I was raping a 10-year-old. Neatly trimmed, with scissors. There is a reason they are called "the family jewels", don't hurt them! OUCH!

The girl of your dreams us going to find your shaved balls gross. ydi