By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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What_Willis_is_t 1

332you're an idiot. He said his electric one died.

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howie711 0

OMG!! You are so stupid, never put a razor near the boys, that's so dumb! lol

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mustangdude44 0

my balls hurt now after reading this

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mustangdude44 0

my balls hurt now after reading this

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my_names_nico 0

That's why you learn to take your ****** time dumbass, protect your balls bro

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Ihaveapan 0

damn that sucks man >.

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ryanbeast 7

I never have shaved my nutsack and never ever will.

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writergirl23 19

Lol I told my husband this and he clutched his own balls and moaned.

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