Health: Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric... - FML

By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 21:26

Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:03

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

genius_man16 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:05

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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What_Willis_is_t 1

Friday 18 March 2011 16:19

332you're an idiot. He said his electric one died.

howie711 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 3:49

OMG!! You are so stupid, never put a razor near the boys, that's so dumb! lol

mustangdude44 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:28

my balls hurt now after reading this

mustangdude44 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:28

my balls hurt now after reading this

my_names_nico 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:33

That's why you learn to take your ****** time dumbass, protect your balls bro

Ihaveapan 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:33

damn that sucks man >.

hanghimXD 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:57

Aha pmsl XD your life is eventful :3

tayboww 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:46

Sucks to suck...

ryanbeast 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:53

I never have shaved my nutsack and never ever will.

writergirl23 19

Thursday 15 September 2011 8:22

Lol I told my husband this and he clutched his own balls and moaned.

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