Health: Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric... - FML

By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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ITguy1982 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:26

Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:03

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

genius_man16 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:05

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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JOD96 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 14:58

Who the **** shaves their balls

ShakiraShakira 7

Saturday 5 November 2011 13:09

YDI for thinking you were gonna get lucky on the first date!

iamverybored0001 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:18

Owwww!!! fyl

1happymummy 14

Tuesday 31 January 2012 12:29

Ew, I hate it when men have hairless parts :/ its so feminine

jc95sd 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:50

How'd the date go?

hurley12 30

Saturday 19 January 2013 10:21

How embarrassing

ketchuplover 7

Monday 21 January 2013 4:55

YDI for shaving your balls off in the first place!

BostonBear 33

Saturday 26 January 2013 17:52

good luck explaining that one...

DarthVader77 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 17:20

How was the date? ;)

a_maelstrom 7

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:41

Why the **** would you use a knife on your balls

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